Posts Tagged ‘Jokes’

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Talkative Friends

Once four intimate friends promised one another to observe seven days of silence in quiet meditation. On the first day all were silent, and the meditation went on as scheduled. But when night came, the oil-lamp they were using ran... (Continue reading)

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What happened to the brain

There was a lion who longed to eat his favorite delicacy, buffalo meat. There was in the forest just such a buffalo, but try as he might, he was unable to catch this tasty beast. So he decided to use... (Continue reading)

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Elephant and the mouse

An elephant was walking through the jungle when she suddenly heard a voice behind her. She turned around and saw a little mouse sitting on the ground. The mouse asked if she could give him a ride on her back... (Continue reading)

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Who are more civilized?

The traditional way of dressing among the women of a hill tribe was to leave the upper part of their bodies bare. They did not draw any attention among their men who went about their daily duties as they had... (Continue reading)

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We cannot please everybody

Once a man and his son were taking a donkey to the market. As they were walking, some people saw them and remarked, ‘Look at these fools, why don’t they ride the donkey?’ The man heard this and asked the... (Continue reading)

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Reading other’s mind

A professional mind-reader was making a fortune by claiming that he was able to read the thoughts of other people. One day a young man came to him. He showed him a big stick and said, ‘Read my mind. Am... (Continue reading)

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How do you do?

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do! ... (Continue reading)

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My beauty and your brain

George Bernard Shaw was once approached by a seductive young actress who cooed him in his ear:- ‘Wouldn’t it be wonderful if we got married and had a child with my beauty and your brains?’ George Bernard Shaw who was... (Continue reading)

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One has to be aware

The owner of a big furniture store went to New York to buy some stock, and met a really beautiful girl in the hotel elevator. But she was French, and they could not understand a word of each other’s language. So... (Continue reading)

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Beware of analysis

Mulla Nasruddin was walking into town one evening when he suddenly came across a pile of cow shit on the path. He bent over slightly and looked at it carefully. ‘Looks like it’, he said to himself. He leaned closer and sniffed.... (Continue reading)

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