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Talkative Friends

Written on 3 Mar, 2010 at 23:15 in Jokes | viewed 245 times | 0 Comments

Once four intimate friends promised one another to observe seven days of silence in quiet meditation. On the first day all were silent, and the meditation went on as scheduled. But when night came, the oil-lamp they were using ran... (Continue reading)

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What happened to the brain

Written on 2 Mar, 2010 at 6:19 in Jokes | viewed 198 times | 0 Comments

There was a lion who longed to eat his favorite delicacy, buffalo meat. There was in the forest just such a buffalo, but try as he might, he was unable to catch this tasty beast. So he decided to use... (Continue reading)

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Elephant and the mouse

Written on 22 Feb, 2010 at 10:25 in Osho Jokes | viewed 184 times | 0 Comments

An elephant was walking through the jungle when she suddenly heard a voice behind her. She turned around and saw a little mouse sitting on the ground. The mouse asked if she could give him a ride on her back... (Continue reading)

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Who are more civilized?

Written on 21 Feb, 2010 at 10:33 in Jokes | viewed 192 times | 0 Comments

The traditional way of dressing among the women of a hill tribe was to leave the upper part of their bodies bare. They did not draw any attention among their men who went about their daily duties as they had... (Continue reading)

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We cannot please everybody

Written on 20 Feb, 2010 at 10:30 in Beautiful Stories, Jokes | viewed 213 times | 0 Comments

Once a man and his son were taking a donkey to the market. As they were walking, some people saw them and remarked, ‘Look at these fools, why don’t they ride the donkey?’ The man heard this and asked the... (Continue reading)

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Reading other’s mind

Written on 19 Feb, 2010 at 10:00 in Jokes | viewed 136 times | 0 Comments

A professional mind-reader was making a fortune by claiming that he was able to read the thoughts of other people. One day a young man came to him. He showed him a big stick and said, ‘Read my mind. Am... (Continue reading)

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My beauty and your brain

Written on 26 Jan, 2010 at 0:34 in Jokes | viewed 400 times | 0 Comments

George Bernard Shaw was once approached by a seductive young actress who cooed him in his ear:- ‘Wouldn’t it be wonderful if we got married and had a child with my beauty and your brains?’ George Bernard Shaw who was... (Continue reading)

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One has to be aware

Written on 24 Jan, 2010 at 0:55 in Osho Jokes | viewed 166 times | 0 Comments

The owner of a big furniture store went to New York to buy some stock, and met a really beautiful girl in the hotel elevator. But she was French, and they could not understand a word of each other’s language. So... (Continue reading)

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Top Rejection Lines given by Men and Women

Written on 19 Oct, 2008 at 23:14 in Funny | viewed 362 times | 2 Comments

TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN (and what they really mean) 10. I think of you as a brother = (you remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in Deliverance) 9. There’s a little difference in our ages = (You are... (Continue reading)

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Beware of analysis

Written on 17 Oct, 2008 at 23:08 in Osho Jokes | viewed 288 times | 1 Comment

Mulla Nasruddin was walking into town one evening when he suddenly came across a pile of cow shit on the path. He bent over slightly and looked at it carefully. ‘Looks like it’, he said to himself. He leaned closer and sniffed.... (Continue reading)

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